Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Aawooof! SCORE 34
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
A rare edit. SCORE 24
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Hello fren. SCORE 28
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13