Just let me go SCORE 49
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Ooops? SCORE 118
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
The truth hurts SCORE 40
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 132
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Not even once SCORE 58
This is adorable SCORE 135
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
