i don’t like sour cream SCORE 39
office chair with pet perks SCORE -12
joint parrot custody SCORE 26
houseplant vs plants in the wild SCORE 16
passing gas at mcdonalds SCORE 23
raccoon heist in progress SCORE 26
one load of laundry SCORE 26
sleeping lion SCORE 22
the truth about marriage SCORE 18
ancient evil has been awakened SCORE 27
winging it SCORE 13
hug me SCORE 32
turtleduck SCORE 34
shrek at church SCORE 26
roofing specialist SCORE 26
put it on speaker SCORE 34
judging myself SCORE 16
best thing that can happen to a potato SCORE 9
a few minutes in the afternoon SCORE 21
buttload of wine SCORE 25
new life as a plate SCORE 20
turtle fact SCORE 2
dissolve like cotton candy SCORE 22
no more waffles, dave SCORE 8
raptor patronus SCORE 35
never stop the hustle SCORE 14
hallelujah SCORE 2
minor inconvenience SCORE 12
el chupacabra SCORE 30
you’re not the manager SCORE 12
wave the wizard around SCORE 32
this is just how i look SCORE 21