This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
hello little friend SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
*have SCORE 17
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Do the blink! SCORE 24
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Steal the world! SCORE 22
