that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
where do i even start SCORE 22
starting at $600 SCORE 13
main character energy SCORE 40
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
a true classic SCORE -9
aw, rats SCORE 22
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
where do i apply SCORE 12
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
consider this fact SCORE 20
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
a+ sign SCORE 33
getting good work done SCORE 23
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
a severe whalement SCORE 5
