therapy burn SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
boom SCORE 12
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
not a high success rate SCORE 25
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
fancy af SCORE 10
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
puzzling SCORE 18
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
one is never an option SCORE 11
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
dreams are fun SCORE 28
enter my what now? SCORE 27
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
til death do us part SCORE 23
glucose guardian SCORE 12
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29