Oh Google. SCORE 224
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
My workout routine. SCORE 10
You are so cute… SCORE 335
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Swimming practice. SCORE 236
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Dem feels. SCORE 448
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
True desperation. SCORE 150
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 162
Get in there! SCORE 9
The Feels SCORE 14
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Flight 772. SCORE 460
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
True story. SCORE 385
Exactly. SCORE 170
Returned… SCORE 14
SONDER SCORE 21
Fat SCORE 493
Where they are now… SCORE 30
