More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Words. SCORE 9
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
hello little friend SCORE 20
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Steal the world! SCORE 22
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
*have SCORE 17
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
