Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Steal the world! SCORE 22
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
hello little friend SCORE 20
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Words. SCORE 9
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
*have SCORE 17
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Do the blink! SCORE 24
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
