The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The Twortle SCORE 142
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The power of barking SCORE 18
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
2pactopus SCORE 113
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Accurate. SCORE 146
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Same thing… SCORE 21
