The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Every time. SCORE 123
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
No. SCORE 88
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Puppy! SCORE 107
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Accurate. SCORE 174
BURN! SCORE 233
40 years later. SCORE 121
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255