The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Trust no one. SCORE 16
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 40
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 18
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31