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And+lose+95%25+of+their+family+and+friends%21
And lose 95% of their family and friends!
SCORE 11
T-Rex+hates+pushups%26%238230%3B
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Let%26%238217%3Bs+call+our+friends%21
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
He+touched+the+butt%21
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Hipster+Voldy.
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
How+to+tell+if+your+contacts+are+inside-out.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Duck%2C+duck%2C+Douche%21
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017
Wait+a+minute%26%238230%3B
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
That+awesome+feeling%26%238230%3B
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Mariachi+Connecticut+serenades+a+beluga+whale.
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Yo+is+dis+my%26%238230%3B
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
Like+a%26%238230%3B
Like a… SCORE 601
Favoritism.
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Take+my+hand+if+you+want+to+live.
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Spot+the+difference.
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
Yo+Snape.
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
My+reaction+to+The+Lion+King.
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+birthday%21
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Wind+blows.
Wind blows. SCORE 841
I%26%238217%3Bm+great+in+bed%26%238230%3B
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
The+truth+about+optimism.
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
New+sitcom.
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Stages+of+procrastination.
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
For+your+viewing+pleasure.
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare.
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Billie+Jean+Venn+Diagram.
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Quit+smoking.
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Working+beard+door.
Working beard door. SCORE 411
Forever+alone+level+over+9000.
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
White+people+problems.
White people problems. SCORE 237
People+I+insult.
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Likelihood+of+typing+%26%238220%3Bwww%26%238221%3B+when+going+to+a+website.
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Hunting+elephants.
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
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Profound.+Thank+you+Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2180
Marathon.
Marathon. SCORE 2147
How+can+you+talk+if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+got+a+brain%3F
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+be+gay%26%238230%3B
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
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She+thought+she+was+jumping+into+water.+Regrets+ensued.
She thought she was jumping into water. Regrets ensued. SCORE 126
I+think+I+just+lost+my+roommate+a+job+by+singing+Stevie+Wonder+at+the+top+of+my+lungs%26%238230%3B
I think I just lost my roommate a job by singing Stevie Wonder at the top of my lungs… SCORE 91
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+money%2C+and+I+want+it+now%21
It’s my money, and I want it now! SCORE 109
Jabba%26%238217%3Bs+the+only+one+not+to+get+any
Jabba’s the only one not to get any SCORE 56
%26quot%3BHello+sir%2C+I+would+like+one+alcohol+please%26quot%3B
"Hello sir, I would like one alcohol please" SCORE 125
You+ever+been+so+drunk%26%238230%3B
You ever been so drunk… SCORE 98
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