How do you measure a snake? SCORE 106
Internet is beautiful SCORE 141
A fox and a hound SCORE 101
Please make this standard. SCORE 148
Maybe hold off for a year or two... SCORE 28
Muh Shtick SCORE 52
ItS prEpAIrInG yOu foR A jOb SCORE 79
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters... SCORE 270
At least I'm taller than you, tho. SCORE 57
Some Dog Owners Are Prepared SCORE 85
What do you listen to? SCORE 208
I could wear this T-Shirt SCORE 126
Went to KFC in China... SCORE 51
How Lindsay Lohan Covered her ankle bracelet when on probation. SCORE 79
A big thank you to all the Harold's. SCORE 24
Also, it smells like pee. SCORE 56
Who Is Your Hero? - My Father SCORE 102
An Upside-down Diver under ice SCORE 134
What's the difference between the USA and USB? SCORE 128
Yeah That's Me I Guess SCORE 166
Pete Holmes SCORE 52
Jesus Christ, would you look at the time? SCORE 42
I don't know what to do with this new knowlege... SCORE 167
Bopped, not bopped. SCORE 26
Self-reflection SCORE 96
Someone put googly eyes on a subway ad. SCORE 29
When You Have Nothing To Prove SCORE 162
Realized my superhero potential. SCORE 419
I'd live here. SCORE 196
Sea lion pups roll in sand for sun protection SCORE 127
I can fly! SCORE 143
Movember. Let it grow. SCORE 47
