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Internet is beautiful SCORE 141

A fox and a hound SCORE 101

Please make this standard. SCORE 148

Maybe hold off for a year or two... SCORE 28

Muh Shtick SCORE 52

ItS prEpAIrInG yOu foR A jOb SCORE 79

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters... SCORE 270

At least I'm taller than you, tho. SCORE 57

Some Dog Owners Are Prepared SCORE 85

What do you listen to? SCORE 208

I could wear this T-Shirt SCORE 126

Went to KFC in China... SCORE 51

How Lindsay Lohan Covered her ankle bracelet when on probation. SCORE 79

A big thank you to all the Harold's. SCORE 24

Also, it smells like pee. SCORE 56

Who Is Your Hero? - My Father SCORE 102

An Upside-down Diver under ice SCORE 134

What's the difference between the USA and USB? SCORE 128

Yeah That's Me I Guess SCORE 166

Pete Holmes SCORE 52

Jesus Christ, would you look at the time? SCORE 42

I don't know what to do with this new knowlege... SCORE 167

Bopped, not bopped. SCORE 26

Self-reflection SCORE 96

Someone put googly eyes on a subway ad. SCORE 29

When You Have Nothing To Prove SCORE 162

Realized my superhero potential. SCORE 419

I'd live here. SCORE 196

Sea lion pups roll in sand for sun protection SCORE 127

I can fly! SCORE 143

Movember. Let it grow. SCORE 47