Whenever the Internet dies. SCORE 46
Whenever I hear my name, but I can’t tell from where. SCORE 113
Nursing homes in 30 years. SCORE 128
Wouldn’t we all do this for pizza?! SCORE 7
Cookies. Not even once. SCORE 147
Did somebody say “tuna”? SCORE 86
The original Freudian Slip. SCORE 101
LSHMSFOAIDMT XD SCORE 6
Zombee. SCORE 68
Trust me, I’m a firefighter. SCORE 109
Seems legit. SCORE 224
I like big books & I cannot lie. SCORE 181
How to troll your dad. SCORE 178
When I come home from college for the holidays. SCORE 98
I’m rubber and you’re glue. SCORE 70
If I fits, I sits. SCORE 150
Like a little boss. SCORE 38
How ADHD works. SCORE 179
Ultimate fan SCORE 157
You make a compelling point. SCORE 169
So called “Trader” Joe’s… SCORE 175
How to teach English literature. SCORE 93
When people wear confusing costumes for halloween. SCORE 150
Police fail. SCORE 220
A zombie Charlie Brown Halloween. SCORE 53
Rawr SCORE -5
The venus flyyyy trap. SCORE 122
Buffalo wings. SCORE 146
Haven’t you heard of catfish? SCORE 68
The human bicycle. SCORE 243
Tyrannosaurus wrecks. SCORE 72
Zombie pumpkins. SCORE 89