This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Mama no. SCORE 52
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I GUESS SCORE 46
+ cry. SCORE 119
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
