Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 116
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Mondays… SCORE 105
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 213
identical twins cribs SCORE 109
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
Cats do make sense. SCORE 121
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
And here we go. SCORE 63
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
What are they saying about you? SCORE 128
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 117
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Cash me outside. SCORE 57
Heartbreak SCORE 109
…. I gotta go SCORE 82
Seems Off…. SCORE 153
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
GIMME SCORE 116
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
Oh dear SCORE 109
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150
My older brother SCORE 62
new girlfriend? SCORE 77
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
