
I love being around you. SCORE 218

Silly Robin… SCORE 136

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301

Times have changed. SCORE 300

If Obama was white. SCORE 140

Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241

Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263

Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331

Microwave: SCORE 183

How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 272

Modern parenting. SCORE 188

Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203

I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202

Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108

No post on Sundays! SCORE 411

Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218

When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375

Winning WiFi. SCORE 389

Freeze. SCORE 207

I choose you! SCORE 274

Ummm… SCORE 214

Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252

How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233

Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149

Nostalgia. SCORE 213

Secure your files. SCORE 105

I get it now. SCORE 233

I’m Batman! SCORE 281

Did someone say… period? SCORE 54

Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372

The brain is amazing… SCORE 284

Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291