’tis the season SCORE 24
officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27
brain fart SCORE 24
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
35 is a solid number SCORE 18
break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 27
oliver is a british cat SCORE 31
species and age? SCORE 31
elite toast SCORE 19
business markie SCORE 4
looks unsafe SCORE 37
new life motto SCORE 24
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 29
the fourth sister SCORE 6
our time to bite! SCORE 10
be like baby llama SCORE 17
the machines were right SCORE 42
oddly profound SCORE 18
and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 23
it’s complicated SCORE 15
are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35
category 5 purring event SCORE 47
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 21
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 9
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
thankful for chonky raccoons SCORE 17
i am the missing link SCORE 10
so many days lost SCORE 30
forever air freshener SCORE 29
the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22