Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
2pactopus SCORE 113
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Burn!!! SCORE 2
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The power of barking SCORE 18
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The Twortle SCORE 142
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Same thing… SCORE 21
Accurate. SCORE 146
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Howling lessons SCORE 9
