Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 137
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
I need this. SCORE 174
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 143
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Poor Mitt. SCORE 91
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
Modern day Mona Lisa. SCORE 53
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Askhole. SCORE 101
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 122
Leafy greens? SCORE 86
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 139
In case of love. SCORE 120
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 129
Sad. SCORE 213
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
No ink? SCORE 139
