Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
It’s all good. SCORE 49
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Olden but golden SCORE 19
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
I would eat them. SCORE 41
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
WELL THEN SCORE 17
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
treat? SCORE 25
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20