have you considered going vegan? SCORE 12
do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18
emergency seating SCORE 7
it’s a joop SCORE 9
hours of entertainment SCORE 27
the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 24
it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 3
the saddest moment SCORE 12
fun is the wrong word SCORE 5
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
excited crow! SCORE 34
when life comes full circle SCORE 27
betrayal SCORE 23
cool SCORE 23
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
you’ve been warned SCORE 9
this is a joke, right? SCORE 16
oh hay SCORE 6
orange SCORE 28
am i a dog? SCORE 18
basketball shoes in texas SCORE 11
please pick up the kids SCORE 12
i relate to history SCORE 25
close, but not quite SCORE 17
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 23
amusing criticism SCORE 5
it’s a fair question SCORE 15
might as well try it SCORE 9
choo choo SCORE 15
20 percent off SCORE 21
protection from dracula SCORE 6
thanks? SCORE 18