Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Do want. SCORE 1043
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
4/21. SCORE 617
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Are they twins? SCORE 590
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Buffering. SCORE 814
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126