Honest Do Not Enter Sign SCORE 173
Attempted escape. SCORE 213
I'm not wearing a costume. SCORE 240
My pet bear. SCORE 197
Wicked Witch Bookmark. SCORE 169
Seeing all the headlines about Pokemon GO injuries SCORE 124
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 149
The perfect anniversary gift SCORE 262
English teachers' parties. SCORE 213
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane... SCORE 148
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 206
Keep your options open SCORE 96
Oh God, Please Don't Kiss Me SCORE 124
Boring college class bingo. SCORE 162
Disquieted SCORE 108
A cat ladder SCORE 55
Advice. SCORE 166
It's probably maybelline. SCORE 174
Seal SCORE 28
How long do animals live? SCORE 127
Love. SCORE 149
Let's get crazy! SCORE 153
Ring around the rosie SCORE 279
She must be really into me SCORE 138
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 70
that damn pillow SCORE 82
Their should be no shame nowadays SCORE 122
Baby don't go SCORE 129
Dogs of the world. SCORE 84
My nephew nailed his Ace Ventura costume SCORE 75
But there's kitty in my kibble! SCORE 144
Olive Garden has a superb menu right now, though. SCORE 26
