i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
5 days a week SCORE 45
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
important psa SCORE 44
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
cats always come first SCORE 27
must pet the pet SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
pebble and roll SCORE 65
oh wow SCORE 49
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
