No one listens to me SCORE 157
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 131
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128
Problem solved. SCORE 111
#stopit SCORE 98
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
How Your Body Works SCORE 130
NONSENSE SCORE 67
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 85
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
Old Habits SCORE 81
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
Smooth AF SCORE 101
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98