Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
+ cry. SCORE 119
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Mama no. SCORE 52
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I GUESS SCORE 46
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65