every word plagiarized SCORE 21
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 26
but i totally called it SCORE 28
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
may the force be with you SCORE 28
dapper jupiter SCORE 29
act your wage SCORE 18
always assume the worst SCORE 32
every freaking day SCORE 21
antreefa SCORE 23
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
like magic SCORE 39
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
present spoiled SCORE 31
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
that is correct SCORE 21
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 19
this was me in high school SCORE 19
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
would pay to watch SCORE 14
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
she did what was necessary SCORE 32
treat yourself SCORE 15
