Time to go mobile. SCORE 116
Off the record... go get 'em SCORE 98
Angle of depression SCORE 217
What I think when someone complains about their student debt or car loan... SCORE 31
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 144
In Memory of Spartacus SCORE 45
Encourage mint. SCORE 166
Moms are the best. SCORE 207
The Ten Commandments (according To A Kid) SCORE 122
Fill in the dog. SCORE 90
Words SCORE 196
I kill you. SCORE 89
Yep. SCORE 109
He didn't choose the rug life; the rug life chose him SCORE 131
Would eat. SCORE 152
Chance the Rapper SCORE 106
That's the Australian version... SCORE 15
Finally, a beach house I still can’t afford... SCORE 68
Dog is done playing around... SCORE 60
Being an adult sucks SCORE 144
My dad was Santa at our local Petsmart, was not expecting this SCORE 75
Captain Morgan (Freeman). SCORE 234
'Lil Bill SCORE 89
Beer holding competition SCORE 82
What does colour sound like, anyway? SCORE 26
Cats vs. Dogs SCORE 264
A good mom. SCORE 280
Go home, Alligator. SCORE 65
Size difference between an A380 and a 737 SCORE 34
Owl landing in slow motion SCORE 160
I never said half the crap people say I did. - A. Einstein SCORE 118
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Karma. SCORE 191
When someone doesn't find Jennifer Lawrence attractive. SCORE 108
Assault forks. SCORE 84
Next call: "Mom, don't freak out, but I'm in the morgue..." SCORE 175
Button pushed. SCORE 251
Married for 60 years. She has dementia and a stroke...but he is still there. Always. SCORE 165
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