*Meows internally* SCORE 54
Game, set, and match SCORE 31
Only the 10th most dangerous animal in Australia SCORE 45
*Starts hyperventilating uncontrollably* SCORE 29
duck… duck… duck… duck… GOOSE SCORE 25
Irreconcilable differences SCORE 22
How to become Pikachu in real life SCORE 34
He’s just fluffy! SCORE 34
Blue shells bring out the worst in me SCORE 30
Don’t breathe SCORE 21
Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers? SCORE 21
Water for adults. Vodka SCORE 37
Trust no one. SCORE 38
The charge never lasts long enough SCORE 20
You won’t regret it SCORE 26
The force is not strong with this meme SCORE 29
He was given a second interview, oddly enough. SCORE 36
This isn’t the burn he thinks it is SCORE 26
SO. MANY. BANANAS. SCORE 46
Sustained SCORE 35
Kid for sale SCORE 45
Doesn’t stop them from trying SCORE 21
Might be a cat SCORE 28
Habanero style depression SCORE 39
Imagine how long it took to spell orchestra! SCORE 51
All real food here. Move along SCORE 28
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! SCORE 44
Should have let the snake win SCORE 22
Red Bull going all out on its new advertising campaign SCORE -4
Dino-mite! SCORE 60
10th level mage SCORE 44
need… coffee… immediately… SCORE 33