Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 213
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Just say NO to drugs! SCORE 216
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Scumbag TSA. SCORE 163
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
You shall not… Multipass! SCORE 95
Person, grab my mouse! SCORE 135
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Magic… SCORE 151
How I see math word problems. SCORE 164
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 212
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
What if my internet connection is actually really fast? SCORE 194
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
One wave to rule them all SCORE 1
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
Does not compute. SCORE 181
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
Whenever I’m studying for a test. SCORE 121
