my knees quivered SCORE 27
i can’t control the weather SCORE 37
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 29
your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
goodbye Jeffrey, you were my best friend SCORE 25
makes me laugh every time SCORE 34
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
i win SCORE 35
become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70
just act casual SCORE 21
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 23
everything is fine SCORE 34
i will not drive 7 hours for chips and dip SCORE 40
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
lol SCORE 35
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
he always believed SCORE 37
just one word SCORE 17
it works! SCORE 31
we’re all just introverted otters on the inside SCORE 32
just like a skateboard SCORE 30
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
every morning SCORE 46
sometimes you just gotta pull the ears back SCORE 33
the one who got away SCORE 23
close enough SCORE 33
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 37
