This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
I am hopeful SCORE 55
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
Coachella SCORE 55
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Hey gurl SCORE 20
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 109
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Brofish SCORE 75
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
I am the lion now SCORE 80
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57