Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Be petty SCORE 35
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Le sigh… SCORE 25
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Absolute class. SCORE 25
🤔 SCORE 20
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Never forget. SCORE 30
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100