don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
oof SCORE 21
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
never give up SCORE 88
i also laughed SCORE 56
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
must pet the pet SCORE 37
delete my number SCORE 28
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
cats always come first SCORE 28
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
clever girl SCORE 40
i wonder why SCORE 40
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
what’s the point? SCORE 41
irony man SCORE 45
waka waka waka SCORE 26
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
i can never find the words SCORE 45
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
so true SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25