Mah, stop it. :) SCORE 172
Violence will only be met with violence SCORE 93
Don’t bite your tongue! SCORE 31
When I state my opinion at family gatherings SCORE 78
Goat life. SCORE 81
The ten commandments of cat. SCORE 36
As someone in their late 20s who has started gaining a decent amount of weight… SCORE 74
Do not try and draw the circle, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth…there is no circle. SCORE 132
We’re expecting… SCORE 94
Frida the rescue dog now has her own mural in Mexico City. SCORE 149
Found this resignation letter on my desk this morning SCORE 111
Annnnnd we’re done here. SCORE 37
…but have you seen my flipping skillz? SCORE 121
Slacker SCORE 88
Too soon! Back, beast! SCORE 83
They said it was a plan to take their guns away. SCORE 82
*block* SCORE 120
FEED ME SCORE 51
My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift. SCORE 201
StRaNgE DoGgO BeInG AbDuCtEd bY PsYcHo KiDnApPeR sCrEaMiNg fOr HeLp SCORE 38
More amazing animal facts! SCORE 80
She may have won the battle, but I won the war. SCORE 70
Friends in college starter pack SCORE 97
Cats like circles. SCORE 127
That’s hella cute but nobody gonna talk about the man levitating in the background SCORE 196
When my co-workers are talking about this year’s teambuilding trip SCORE 63
I saw that going differently in my mind. SCORE 86
When you have crippling depression and smile for the first time in months SCORE 73
Snoop hacks. SCORE 138
Same. SCORE 160
When you show someone something you’re really proud of and they say "cool" and change the topic SCORE 118
A day in the life. SCORE 100