must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
it’s perfect SCORE 21
we’re both lying SCORE 23
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
we dare you SCORE 10
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
everything beagle SCORE 1
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
duck! SCORE 13
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
onward, steed! SCORE 14
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 16
yes they are SCORE 7
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 16
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
future track star SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
i like bananas SCORE 9
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
mooooo SCORE 15
