Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 72
Lap Pool SCORE 69
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Protesting homophobia SCORE 77
Overpopulation SCORE 92
Riddle me this SCORE 81
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 85
So distraught SCORE 77
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 71
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Snitching on a national level SCORE 50
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 86
Dreams SCORE 92
Shooter SCORE 53
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
