This is what she does every time she sees my feet. SCORE 79
This is a good person. SCORE 97
The Only Way He Stays Calm SCORE 153
I like your name. SCORE 190
Disney movies SCORE 128
Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient. SCORE 169
Too close SCORE 109
18-Tons of Cocaine seized by the US Coast Guard in a bust SCORE 116
Protection machine broke SCORE 90
Yes please. SCORE 122
Johnny Depp visiting cancer patients in the hospital dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. SCORE 97
Sir Alec Guinness Showing Commitment. SCORE 107
Chinese doctors bowing to a child whose organs saved several lives before he died of brain cancer SCORE 207
We were somewhere around Russia when the drugs began to kick in. SCORE 72
Build a wall? SCORE 87
What Do We Say To The God Of Updates? SCORE 83
you learn something new everyday! SCORE 98
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Estrogen SCORE 130
Jesus Christ.. SCORE 201
He is risen SCORE 69
When everything is about productivity SCORE 78
The moon is stealing our water! SCORE 138
Ken M’s second cousin SCORE 186
The Queen talking to exhausted fire fighters SCORE 123
We can still crack open a cold one, right after my alcohol counseling class.. right? SCORE 123
I will carry this egg for you. SCORE 152
Ironically, I had the opposite impression SCORE 71
Don’t do drugs SCORE 115
Some flavors should never be carbonated SCORE 89
Microwave Popcorn SCORE 76
Only 16 People Live Here SCORE 122
The more time I spend arguing the more I’m reminded of this. SCORE 107
