hey…dad…? SCORE 20
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
self esteam issues SCORE 26
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
*just in case SCORE 27
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
this is really cute SCORE 54
the free in freedom SCORE 23
5, obviously SCORE 38
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
parental support SCORE 22
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
she’s the one SCORE 1
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30