Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The obvious answer SCORE 26
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Plot twist! SCORE 42
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
What about Linux? SCORE 45
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Awkward SCORE 69
Problem solved SCORE 34
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
easy money SCORE 29
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Same… SCORE 53
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
