The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Greta how could you. SCORE 26
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
PASS SCORE 19
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Driving an Edison SCORE 31
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Never forget. SCORE 29
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
I mean… They’re not wrong. SCORE 27
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
This is what it’s like when doge attac. SCORE 23
Yeah that seems like it should be an easier decision than it is… SCORE 37
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Death by words SCORE 24
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Be petty SCORE 35
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
