Don’t come over unless you’re into raves or seizures SCORE 142
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Johns Hopkins Gives Honorary Master’s Degree SCORE 108
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Pakalu Papito SCORE 95
The sorcerer’s stone SCORE 155
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
BBC are great with titles. SCORE 95
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 37
Speed bumps ahead… SCORE 102
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
Full time savage SCORE 70
What Hillary vs Donald looks like SCORE 31
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Plenty of fish in the sea SCORE 59
A damn fool SCORE 65
The most metal kid ever SCORE 88
Who else does this? SCORE 112
When your friend is about to do something stupid… SCORE 105
I do this all too often SCORE 81
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 48
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
America is so progressive SCORE 79
Thanks? SCORE 66
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
Admiration SCORE 80