She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 214
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
GIMME SCORE 116
identical twins cribs SCORE 110
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
Me in the Gym SCORE 90
Cats do make sense. SCORE 121
new girlfriend? SCORE 77
Finish him SCORE 90
And here we go. SCORE 64
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
Mondays… SCORE 105
My older brother SCORE 62
Something we can all get behind SCORE 115
Lethal doses of heroin and fentanyl side by side SCORE 73
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 117
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
Oh dear SCORE 109
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
…. I gotta go SCORE 82
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
What are they saying about you? SCORE 129
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 116
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
