there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 44
the reason the pyramids are still in egypt SCORE 49
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
ronaldo standing up for a young fan SCORE 32
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 31
rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 21
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32
easiest decision of her life SCORE 16
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
there is also a dog SCORE 29
goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28
that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 27
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 24
Completionists understand SCORE 28
this is very high school but also very cute SCORE 34
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7
clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24
nice SCORE 12
would you take this offer? SCORE 41
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
