snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
we are the math problem SCORE 36
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
species and age, please SCORE 40
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
beavers hate water SCORE 35
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
growing toe beans SCORE 33
dog bites everything SCORE 23
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
pupils dilate SCORE 43
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
at least there are cats SCORE 20
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
roger roger SCORE 14
