Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The Twortle SCORE 142
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
2pactopus SCORE 113
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Same thing… SCORE 21
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The power of barking SCORE 18
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Accurate. SCORE 146
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
