When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
That’s How You Show Your Thinking SCORE 117
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
When I die SCORE 126
Gotta hatch those eggs SCORE 98
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
Grow a pear SCORE 62
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Every time SCORE 134
My biggest accomplishment SCORE 156
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Fun Prank SCORE 99
Either SCORE 113
Parents will understand SCORE 147
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 92
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Chinese Lottery Winner Dressed as Baymax So Thieves and Poor Relatives Won’t Discover Who He Is. SCORE 149
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
God creating dogs SCORE 81
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Time to find a different neighborhood SCORE 98
Stress perm SCORE 50
God creating alligators SCORE 68
Words SCORE 113
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Potato SCORE 119
