I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Totally SCORE 87
Under Water SCORE 98
Weird SCORE 46
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
It’s time SCORE 97
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Arby’s… SCORE 92
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
