Reasons to date me. SCORE 151
Nokia. SCORE 15
Luck! SCORE 12
This hot tub is built into the bay! SCORE 10
Marriage. No longer just for couples… SCORE 148
A teeny tiny tinsy wincy baby crow SCORE 182
Massive Star Wars Sculpture For Snow Festival SCORE 18
Fear. SCORE 7
My girlfriend’s grandmother just got her first iPhone SCORE 16
My decision not to have kids. SCORE 15
Oh, Sammy… SCORE 16
Emo horse. SCORE 187
"…but I wanted to see Captain America…" SCORE 135
Everyone needs a Clara SCORE 214
So close SCORE 15
I’m not a racist, but… SCORE 178
How to name the child you hate. SCORE 133
Seems legit. SCORE 145
Just for the Gentlemen SCORE -3
A hiker’s motto. SCORE 146
Introducing chia Groot SCORE 169
Uhhhhhh, yeah… SCORE 10
The lies parents tell their children. SCORE 182
You gotta do what you gotta do SCORE 11
I’m sensing a new companion… SCORE 8
A Single Light Bulb SCORE 199
Best conversation ever… SCORE 115
…no, I haven’t seen the cat. Why? SCORE 7
Chick flicks. SCORE 208
Other side of the world…. SCORE 189
Googled motivational tattoos, was not disappointed SCORE 15
I’m doing it right then… SCORE 6
